Runnin' with the Bulls

Tonight's Colbert-ism: "The obvious question is, ‘What’s the sexiest ant you’ve ever photographed?’ Quick—without thinking."


Well, folks, July 12th was the annual running of the bulls in Pamplona, Spain. Is Spain so boring that they have to release raging bulls into the streets once a year? And who are the dumbasses who think it's a good idea to have a few drinks before trying to run away from angry, charging bulls? Oh, that's right: Americans.

Americans like the Lenihan brothers, Laurence and Michael. Here's a picture from their trip to Spain: http://news.yahoo.com/photo/070712/ids_photos_wl/r351009548.jpg;_ylt=AmUbUS1qEkBjKLSiviBVMj_q188F

If that picture's not a constant reminder of how much fun they had racing bulls down a narrow street, I bet the scar tissue in their asses will be! How does the idea of getting drunk at a Spanish pub and then racing bulls even come to light? Probably while getting drunk at an American pub.

But I tell you one thing, the bull in that picture has got to be the coolest bull ever. How many bulls ever gore one guy directly in the pooper? This bull got two dudes at the same time and they were brothers! Plus some other dude was right there to get a great picture of the whole thing. You know that bulls head was on the upswing and he was getting ready to smile for the camera like, "Check this out!"

I guess the point is, you mess with the bull, you get the horns. You run with the bulls, you and your brother could get tagged by the same bull at the same time and someone's probably gonna be there to take a picture. The end.

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