Tonight's Colbert-ism: "Before we get to the main attraction folks, here's a preview of a movie that will be destroying America next spring. It's called 10,000 B.C. This 'schlockbuster' will spread the vicious rumor that there was a 10,000 B.C. Everyone knows the world is 6,000 years old. Look it up in any geology text book that is also the Bible."
All I have to say about Lindsay Lohan's arrest earlier today is this: "I told you so! I called it a few days back." Just check out my July 16th post. The end.
peace sign,
p
Wednesday, July 25, 2007
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