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Tonight's Colbert-ism: “Tonight’s guest has written a book about the power of randomness. Coincidentally he was also the winner of my pull a guest out of a hat sweepstakes.”



Paris Hilton checked into prison today serving what will most likely be only half of a 45-day sentence for driving with a suspended license. And the media is covering it like she's never had sex on the internet. Goodnight! The end.

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