NFL Kick Off '07

Tonight's Colbert-ism: "Your DNA comes from your parents. But where did your parents get these building blocks of life? Where all building blocks come from: A carpenter. Named Jesus. He put DNA inside us all, right after he buried the dinosaur bones."


So tonight kicks off the NFL regular season. It's like Christmas for a sports fan, but better, because as the season goes along, it becomes the gift that keeps on giving but unlike Christmas, you don't have to go out and buy presents.

Anyway, with the season literally minutes from getting underway, I thought now would be a good time to give my Superbowl predictions. I'm taking the New England Patriots out of the AFC and the Philadelphia Eagles out of the NFC. And this is the year that Tom Brady finally gets his fourth ring. Go Chiefs, though. The end.

peace sign,
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